As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Randomize
