how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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