if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
operation harelip BJ is a go
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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