Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
