how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we should paint friendship bongs
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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