i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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