the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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