Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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