You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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