My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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