soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Two words: blizzard sex
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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