If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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