Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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