it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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