Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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