How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i already hear my dad disowning me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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