i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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