she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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