So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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