i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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