Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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