using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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