My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
