Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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