The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
