Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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