How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
