At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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