using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
