I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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