Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
