clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
