dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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