ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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