Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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