David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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