so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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