her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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