sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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