So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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