Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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