i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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