i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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