"it" just moved
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can't turn off my feet"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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