watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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