Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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