honey bunches of taint.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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