I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
