you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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