Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
