Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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