He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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