so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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