There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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