Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I intend to get homeless drunk
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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